• friend: i'm not drunk
  • friend: i can walk in a straight circle
BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO START A CONVERSATION

BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO START A CONVERSATION

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

thegnomequeencometh:

iatecrowleystailor:

cursed-or-not:

cock or not

iatecrowleyscock

Thegnomecockcometh

Lmao ;)

cocks-meander

(the top color is called “friendly frog”, how cute is that)

(the top color is called “friendly frog”, how cute is that)

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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.

THE NOTES OH MY GOD

And a wild topless Shadows appears on your dash.

And a wild topless Shadows appears on your dash.